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    Fun idea

    Take one character from any Final Fantasy game and swap them with a character from another Final Fantasy game. How would this affect the story?

    Example: Replace Hope from XIII with Bobby Corwin from IX. Result: Better game.

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    All Final Fantasys would probably be better games if Kefka and Ultros replaced whatever villains appeared in them. Known fact.
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    Replace Snow with a giant douche. Oh wait, douche isnt a character....

    Cloud and Zidane. Everyone would really be questioning Shinra about Mako experiments.

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    I'd swap Vincent Valentine for X-2 Yuna in Dirge of Cerberus because I really want to shoot things as Gunner Yuna.

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    Quote Originally Posted by starlet View Post
    Replace Snow with a giant douche. Oh wait, douche isnt a character....

    Cloud and Zidane. Everyone would really be questioning Shinra about Mako experiments.
    Kuja with Super Saiyan 4 Goku as it makes no difference, they are both Super Saiyan 4.

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    I'm going to focus on XIII too. (Get it? Focus. Har har har)

    Switch Lightning with Fujin.
    Switch Snow with Steiner. (clank, clank)
    Switch Vanille with Aeris
    Switch Barthandelus with Ultros
    Switch Hope with Tidus
    Switch the chocobo in Sazh's afro with Bobby Corwin
    Switch Cid Raines with Robin Williams
    Switch Amodar with Quina
    Switch Jihl Nabaat and Yaag Rosch with the Turks
    Switch Fang to Red XIII
    Switch Hope's dad to Jecht
    Switch final boss with Kefka
    Switch Serah with Garnet
    Switch Dajh with Marlene
    Switch the NORA gang with the AVALANCHE gang
    Switch Nora with Eiko

    I think I've run out of characters.

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    VII
    Cloud - Zack (replacing the emo with the perfect warrior is just common sense)
    Sephiroth - Kefka, Jecht, Garland, Kuja, Genesis, or Weiss (Sephiroth was just as emo as Cloud only he was a witch-boy whose power let him put his emo to use in conquering the world)
    Yuffie - Shadow (Yuffie just plain irritated me, the only quality she had going for her was that I fantasized about a threesome with her and Tifa)

    XII
    Penelo - Faris (come on... it's Penelo... and it's Faris)

    III
    Xande - Goldor (Xande was a suck villain... while Goldor didn't really do much, he at least looked cool doing it)

    VI
    Edgar - Tifa (she and Sabin could have been "bash bros")

    VIII
    Raijin - Brother (I hate Brother, but I hate Raijin more... I think Brother would have looked right standing beside Seifer and Fujin)

    IX
    Quina - Kimahri (technically, I could replace Quina with anyone, but I'd still like a creature on the team... I suppose because Freya is already a dragoon, I should choose someone who doesn't wield a spear, so, Nanaki)
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    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Switch Hope with a frog from FFIX.

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    Swap Cid with Cid, and then put Cid in Cid's place and you can then give Cid and Cid the old switcharoo too.

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    I would put Barret in FFXV just to watch people go apes**t again over racial stereotypes.

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    Swap Wedge with Biggs. Oh, the hilarity.


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    Psychotic's post made me imagine having your entire party in a game being replaced by every iteration of Cid throughout the series. I think that would be amusing to do in any of the games.

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    How about a team of lancers? Ricard (II), Kain (IV), Cid (VII), Ward (VIII), Freya (IX), Kimahri (X), Llyud (XIIRW), Fang (XIII), Nine (T-0), Barbara (Dimensions), Chocobo (CD)
    Put them all in Advent Children or DoC
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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