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    Cloud - Zack (replacing the emo with the perfect warrior is just common sense)
    Sephiroth - Kefka, Jecht, Garland, Kuja, Genesis, or Weiss (Sephiroth was just as emo as Cloud only he was a witch-boy whose power let him put his emo to use in conquering the world)
    Yuffie - Shadow (Yuffie just plain irritated me, the only quality she had going for her was that I fantasized about a threesome with her and Tifa)

    XII
    Penelo - Faris (come on... it's Penelo... and it's Faris)

    III
    Xande - Goldor (Xande was a suck villain... while Goldor didn't really do much, he at least looked cool doing it)

    VI
    Edgar - Tifa (she and Sabin could have been "bash bros")

    VIII
    Raijin - Brother (I hate Brother, but I hate Raijin more... I think Brother would have looked right standing beside Seifer and Fujin)

    IX
    Quina - Kimahri (technically, I could replace Quina with anyone, but I'd still like a creature on the team... I suppose because Freya is already a dragoon, I should choose someone who doesn't wield a spear, so, Nanaki)
    Last edited by Mercen-X; 01-24-2014 at 07:05 AM.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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