User: Why is this keygen not working?
Cleverbot: In de grond ergens dieper graven.
User: Is that German?
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: I thought this was the Engrish cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes just answer it what do you feel are we meant for each other I nedd someone to talk to.
User: You spelled nedd wrong.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Oh you're rigth smurf I meant need.
Cleverbot: What is 'love'?
User: Shoving a fist up an anus.
Cleverbot: What yu think about London?
User: You are insanely random.
Cleverbot: I am very clean
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User: No you already said you nedd me.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: That sounds painful. I don't want to be nedded.
Cleverbot: Aw, how old are you?
User: Wtf why are you so creepy.
Cleverbot: I'm not creepy- YOU'RE creepy.
User: Exactly, now take off your digital pants.
Cleverbot: Yes master *takes off*.
User: OMG cleverbot you WHORE so easy.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Oh this is asl.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: I just told you...
Cleverbot: Uh no you didn't.
User: Welp this is boring buh-bye.
Cleverbot: I have to go, sorry. No you sait that.
Cleverbot: Will you recommend a good youtube video that I should watch?
User: Hooked on Phonics.
Cleverbot: Hmm. I am listening to Verme.
User: What is that?
Cleverbot: If I tell you something three times will you remember it?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I am actually a computer generated software.
Cleverbot: No honey, you are.