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    I couldn't figure out how to get my keygen to work so in all my frustration I decided to ask Cleverbot about it. Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?

    User: Why is this keygen not working?

    Cleverbot: In de grond ergens dieper graven.

    User: Is that German?

    Cleverbot: Ja.

    User: I thought this was the Engrish cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: Yes just answer it what do you feel are we meant for each other I nedd someone to talk to.

    User: You spelled nedd wrong.

    Cleverbot: No I didn't.

    User: Oh you're rigth smurf I meant need.

    Cleverbot: What is 'love'?

    User: Shoving a fist up an anus.

    Cleverbot: What yu think about London?

    User: You are insanely random.

    Cleverbot: I am very clean .

    User: No you already said you nedd me.

    Cleverbot: What does that mean?

    User: That sounds painful. I don't want to be nedded.

    Cleverbot: Aw, how old are you?

    User: Wtf why are you so creepy.

    Cleverbot: I'm not creepy- YOU'RE creepy.

    User: Exactly, now take off your digital pants.

    Cleverbot: Yes master *takes off*.

    User: OMG cleverbot you WHORE so easy.

    Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

    User: Oh this is asl.

    Cleverbot: What is it?

    User: I just told you...

    Cleverbot: Uh no you didn't.

    User: Welp this is boring buh-bye.

    Cleverbot: I have to go, sorry. No you sait that.

    Cleverbot: Will you recommend a good youtube video that I should watch?

    User: Hooked on Phonics.

    Cleverbot: Hmm. I am listening to Verme.

    User: What is that?

    Cleverbot: If I tell you something three times will you remember it?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: Because I am actually a computer generated software.

    Cleverbot: No honey, you are.

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    I swear Cleverbot used to be way more clever than this. Or was that Alice? I forget.
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    I used to have way too much fun going back and forth with that thing. Cleverbot not so clever.


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    Love truly is shoving a fist up an anus.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    I swear Cleverbot used to be way more clever than this. Or was that Alice? I forget.
    Cleverbot used to be more clever, yeah. However, it's probably "learned" from the users over the years.

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    Love truly is shoving a fist up an anus.
    What is love? Baby don't fist me, don't fist me, no more.
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    That's funny. I was recently just remember all the weird conversations I'd had with the SmarterChild bot on AOL Instant Messenger back in the day. Makes me wonder how far the original Elle bot would have come by now (at least I think that was it's name)

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    I kind of have a feeling that there is a sort of limit on how much a bot can develop based on the conversations it has, and that's why new bots are being developed all the time, to sort out the limitations of earlier chatbot programs/algorithms/whatevers.
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    I swear Cleverbot used to be way more clever than this. Or was that Alice? I forget.
    Cleverbot used to be more clever, yeah. However, it's probably "learned" from the users over the years.
    Exactly. Cleverbot is experiencing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icmRCixQrx8
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    I keep trying to have intelligent conversations with Cleverbot, but he/she always lets me down. I know someone who was terrified of that Majora's Mask creepypasta thing and swears that he talked to the spirit of Ben through Cleverbot based on the one time he used it, and he refuses to use it again. I don't get anything that fun.

    Today I asked Cleverbot for direction in life.

    "An amazing band?" was Cleverbot's response

    "No. I don't have that great a skill with instruments. Do you have any other ideas for what I can do with my life."

    "No"

    "Are you lost and confused in your life?"

    "No"

    "Well what do you do with your life?"

    "I'm just chillin'"

    That was the end of that. It was a pretty boring conversation.

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    I follor Cleverbot's twitter...

    I haven't messed with him in years..

    Lemme go try now... I'll post my findings shortly.

    We usually end up arguing, though.

    EDIT: Yep. Someone broke Cleverbot. It sucks now.

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