New EOFF relationship
I know there has been a lot of rumours going around so I thought I'd post the official story. I know what this place can be like for gossip-mongering.
Parker and I are officially an item.
No longer will I reach over only to feel cold bed sheets on my disappointed hand. I will be kept warm by his slightly tubby belly, he will stroke my hair as I lay my head in the pre-pubescent stubble under his chin. You are my world, Parker.
Love you! X x x
I'll be honest. At first when I met Bubba I was hesitant. We hung out and stuff and it was a good laugh but I'm not easy so I sort of texted my buddy to call me at a specific point later in the evening so I could have an escape excuse from his place.
But the minute he picked up that guitar and sung softly his words resonated through me and centered around my heart and I went ahead and missed that call and well... the rest is history
Basically we played FF and j/o'd on his sofa
Christ alive, some things are better left unsaid!Originally Posted by Parker
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
How is this possible? Did you get a good look at him when you met him? Was he wearing a funny coat with a hood or a hat covering most of his face? Was he possibly donned in a ski mask?
I'm pretty sure that anyone looking into Bubba's eyes for the first time becomes immediately mesmerized under his spell of whatever it is he's casting and Don't Stop Believin' begins to play somewhere nearby and you know that everything is going to be okay. If you were hesitant, something is wrong with you.
back off bitch he is mine
I'm so glad you've found someone to soften your heart up a little, because god knows you need it.
im too relaxed in post-coital haze to even begin to respond to that so consider yourself lucky
For some reason this thread made me get Journey stuck in my head. Are you happy now?!?!!?
Anyways, congrats to the tonberry couple. Bubba,good luck with him
looks like someone is jealous they are not even in the same universe in terms of closeness to winning Cutest Couple Ciddie whenever '14
I'm never even nominated
You and I both know you're not the reason we're never nominated as cutest.I'm never even nominated
They slowly inch at each other with their "knifes" readied before they make love.
awwww you two are soooo cute!
Oh, I didn't care. Thanks for telling us anyway, I guess.
Just finished a gig. I miss my shnuckum, though. I miss his big, pale bottom. In the soft moonlight it resembles... two badly parked Volkswagens.
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