The internet doesn't make people alcoholics. People are alcoholics for far less worse things that the internet.

Most people I imagine probably think I'm drunk because that is commonplace on this site, but I only drink for special events or in the rare occasion with just a Smirnoff or Bud to unwind while I play the vidyas. I more so like to get other people really drunk and then remind them of the horrible things they did that they claim to not remember. I am the designated sober troll.