BLIZZARD INCOMING

[noxious.sunshine]

It snowed here in Hell, TX on Christmas last year. A good like 5 inches or so.. Transformers in town blew and we had no power for like a day and a half..

It was pretty amusing though.. The dumbasses that live here kept coming over and trying to use our internet. They thought that because we had the RV hooked up to the generator on my dad's truck and had electricity, we also had internet service. We pulled Parker around on this ghetto sled we made out of foamy poster board and my dad's cane.

In Tennessee, if there's a warning of snow, people rush out to buy all of the bread and milk and stuff 'cuz they think it's the Apocalypse and the world is gonna end. ...... Naturally, I just worry about all the alcohol being snapped up, so I -have- to make a trip.

It snowed once when I worked at Subway.. We were totes dead, so I went out back, made a mini-snowman and used black olive slices for the eyes, a couple of carrot shreds for the nose, and stuck a cigarette butt in it for it's mouth. And of course sticks for the arms. And I found one of those plastic caps that come on the toys in the quarter machines in grocery stores and put it on its head... My manager and I stuck it in the freezer back behind the cases of Veggie Max patties - where he lived for at least a month. XD