My drink has buttons!

[Ayen]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!

Many philosophers have asked this question and still they are no closer to an answer than ten years ago. My only advice for you is to embrace the madness.

[starlet]

So far, I'm the only one who voted to push down the button that's correct.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!

IMMA REBEL! *pushes all the buttons on Bubba's drink, It's the only way to be sure!*

[Shorty]

Yes, we must all press down Bubba's buttons.

[Bubba]

What if I was diabetic and my blood-suger levels were low? Huh?! HUH?!

I'm pale, clammy and I've forgotten to bring a glucagen shot. I desperately reach for one of the many sugary drinks that are on my table but what's this??? I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONES CONTAIN SUGAR!!!!

Thank you, EOFF. You have caused my death in an alternate reality.

[Shauna]

Obvious solution: Drink all of them.

[Bubba]

Obvious solution: Drink all of them.

But what if they were all no sugar, Shauna? What then?

WHAT THEN?!!