"Bacon is Disgusting"

[Shorty]

All in favour of stuffing Tori into a rocket made of bacon and firing it into the heart of the Sun say "Aye"

Waste of bacon, sunshine.

[Flying Mullet]

Recently heard some people say there are no good looking modern Ferrari's. I hope they get run over by a 458.

Just as long as they aren't carrying bacon. That would be a waste of bacon.

[The Man]

It's been a nice run, The Man, but now it's time for your user to be deleted from the database.

What? I was responding to the question in the OP

[Psychotic]

It's been a nice run, The Man, but now it's time for your user to be deleted from the database.

What? I was responding to the question in the OP

You're a waste of bacon.

[Shlup]

I love it when people think bacon is disgusting! More bacon for me!

[Parker]

i knew a farmer who used trained pigs to deliver the bacon made from their moms to customers


he pwned those pigs they were sad as all heck

[Freya]

Since the combo was broken already I have fun info.

My parents got piggies! I've only seen them once cause they are adorable. I refuse to mess with them or see them at all because bacon is far too delicious to have personal feelings on the animals they come from.

Mmm bacon.

[Shorty]

Since the combo was broken already I have fun info.

My parents got piggies! I've only seen them once cause they are adorable. I refuse to mess with them or see them at all because bacon is far too delicious to have personal feelings on the animals they come from.

Mmm bacon.

Related: Once my parents got some buns and we fed them and loved them and played with them and then one day the cages were empty and the buns were gone and served for dinner.

[Freya]

Why are animals cute AND delicious.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

The deliciousness you're tasting is their cuteness.



Bon appetite.

[Shorty]

You awful man.

[Parker]

tbf they'd only die old and sad otherwise so they'd probably feel better knowing they died and then contributed something really kicking rad to an evening meal

[Bubba]

Animals aren't cute. That's what society wants us to believe. I would probably eat any of you if you sat still long enough.

Four legs good. Two legs not as many as four.

[fire_of_avalon]

Related: Once my parents got some buns and we fed them and loved them and played with them and then one day the cages were empty and the buns were gone and served for dinner.

[escobert]

Bacon is disgusting

for the most part I agree. there are a few sandwiches I like it on.

and chickens are not cute and they taste great! they're dirty nasty birds when alive.