There have been several deliveries to this address of Mr. Jordan's signature order: "Large cheese pizza with slice taken out so that I can pretend I'm eating Pac-Man like my hero, Blinky the Ghost."
There have been several deliveries to this address of Mr. Jordan's signature order: "Large cheese pizza with slice taken out so that I can pretend I'm eating Pac-Man like my hero, Blinky the Ghost."
"How much time and energy have we wasted with our sparring and our gravel-voiced double entendre?"
"An assload."
"I trained [Tracy Senior] to hate white people because, not to profile, but most ghosts are white. "
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
Me, my ass double, and a drill that once appeared on Home Improvement are currently starring in a feature film called Take My Hand.
"All of my summer replacement shows were big hits - America's Next Top Pirate, Are You Stronger Than A Dog, MILF Island."
"MILF Island?"
"25 super hot moms, 50 eighth grade boys, no rules."
"Oh yeah, didn't one of those women turn out to be a prostitute?"
"That doesn't mean she's not a wonderful, caring MILF."
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
The night is young, and neither are you.
Originally Posted by Fynn
Smooth move Ferguson
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
"He's on LinkedIn, Lemon - he might as well be dead!"
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
You wanna party? It's $500 for kissing and $10,000 for snuggling; end of list.
Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?
If it's positive, awesome! We're having a baby! I wanna name it Frisbee. If it's negative, awesome. We're not gonna fight about the name Frisbee, and we get disco fries for breakfast because we're sad.
I don't know what disco fries are but I want to learn.
Tracy: So how bad is diabetes, really?
Dr. Spaceman: Quite seriously. If left untreated you could lose a foot.
Tracy: Could I replace it with a wheel, like Rosie from the Jetsons?
Dr. Spaceman: I suppose. But then you'd have to register as a motor vehicle.
Kenneth: Oh no, sir, I don't vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name.
Jack: That's Republican, we count those.
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Jack: What are your politics?
Dennis: Social conservative, fiscal liberal.
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