How DARE you hang up on me. I'm a corrupt cop, my brother's a corrupt fireman. He's going to SET YOU ON FIRE and I'm NOT GOING TO INVESTIGATE IT.
How DARE you hang up on me. I'm a corrupt cop, my brother's a corrupt fireman. He's going to SET YOU ON FIRE and I'm NOT GOING TO INVESTIGATE IT.
(referring to the time Jenna and Dennis slept together)
Liz: Nothing you can do will ruin this friendship!
Dennis: We did it in your bed.
Liz: Guys, come on! I eat in there!
Originally Posted by Fynn
There's a reason God gave us two ears and only one mouth: listening is twice as important as talking. But he gave us ten fingers ... he must really want us to poke things!
Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.
Last night was a disaster—and not the good kind, where I get to sing at a benefit.
This is a part of our problem. I give you a simple managerial suggestion in a professional context and I get back the second half of a Judy Blume novel.
Why the trip down memory lame?
Jenna: He bit Dakota Fanning on the face!
Liz: When you hear his version, she was kind of asking for it.
Your boos are not scaring me! I know most of you are not ghosts!
So how did you two meet? Amber Alert?
Workin' on my Night Cheese!
Lemon, lesbian Frankenstein wants her shoes back.
A drinking contest? What am I, twelve and at my boyfriend's frat party?
I've been a GE man for 25 years, and a GE woman for one week of corporate espionage at Revlon.
Hi! My name's Liz Lemon! I like to wear man shorts, watch me skateboard!
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