I bet they talk about their day and posting goals and is this picture porn I guess it kind of is but do we care
I bet they talk about their day and posting goals and is this picture porn I guess it kind of is but do we care
It had better be a Swanson.Originally Posted by Shorty
There is no staff forum. The discussion of the existence of the staff forum is a ruse to draw attention away from the fact that none of the staff are in fact real. All of the staff are very clever bots designed by Loony BoB to draw the blame on any and all changes to EoFF from him and to give him friends on this site. All of the members are possibly cleverly designed bots as well. I am still unsure if maybe everything in my offline life is in fact a lie, and perhaps I am a bot as well.
I just wanna take this opportunity to tell the staff that they are all great and cool and generally a-ok in my book
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
I looked into the void and it looked into me.
It was alright I guess. I wasn't a big fan of the thread dedicated to pictures of BoB's wood.
It got really bad once he learned how to whittle.
How is it a secret if we all know about it?
I wonder what percentage of my posts were in staff forum
I wonder what percentage of my posts in staff were passive/not-passive aggressive swings or rants about people
I need pie chart power FAST
they probably have a thread for sharing nudes of members
I'd guess there's a thread where they just decided to start playing April Fool's jokes every month.
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
We don't really call them April fools jokes. Often times we just do things. Actually, often times psy just does things. Actually... A lot of times he just does things. Random name/word replacements, random forums. The like.
It's easier to play around instead of doing things. More entertaining too.
Our staff stick in the mud is Wesley. Surprise. He's always all, "I'm lame. I think cute things should be abolished. I think we should all post in eoeo and rant about police being bad and discussing politics with freed." And were all "shut up wes"
coughTheres probably a thread about trying to eradicate me from existence. I've been investigating the staff operating this cesspool for years now, it only makes sense that they want to be rid of me.
or... at least maybe one of them has noticed me? AM I NOTHING MORE THAN A TRANSPARENT HUSK TO THE LOT OF YOU? HAVE YOU NO LOVE FOR THE HANDSOME, WISE AND GRACEFUL TROLLHUNTER?!?!?!?!111!!!issed:
I WILL MAKE THIS FORUM TREMBLE WITH FEAR, AND YOU WILL ALL BOW BEFORE MY MIGHT... until I'm banned. BUT I WILL RETURN, THERE IS NO KEEPING ME AWAY FROM MY DESTINY.... unless you continue to ban me.... MAY THIS FORUM BE COVERED IN WEIRD GIFS FOR ALL ETERNITY.
Ahem, sorry about that. Had a slight cough. Meh, I think that the staff section is basically the general section, but with more elitism and whining.
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
There's no rules in the staff forum. None. So while you might think LOL PORN or what have you, I've developed a nice sideline in making my own spambot-esque threads and filling the forum with FFXIV GOLD MUCH RATES V1@GR@ and the like.
And yes, I can flame. No, no, it's not elitist flaming about all of you - I just let rip into whatever staff member I feel like for no apparent reason. BoB made a very detailed thread about the statistics for each forums and I just said "go chew a box of monstrous dongs you slippery buttcrown" and he couldn't touch me.
Most likely a bunch of stupid trout that would make me judge them even more then I already do.
A 30+ paged thread arguing my real gender and a message to me, "Goddammit, ToriJ, stop reporting yourself!"
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