~*~The Secrets of the Staff Forum~*~

[Ayen]

You don't mess with a man's cucumber.

[Shorty]

You don't mess with a man's cucumber.

Because it's the best way to get jacked?

[Heath]

But cucumbers are better than courgettes. I've been to restaurants where they put cucumber in water rather than lemon, abd I much prefer it.

[edczxcvbnm]

I actually have seen the staff forum due to a privilege mishap. Nothing to see there except how people really feel about you...or maybe that is just me because I was a nightmare back in the day. Pushing those limits without ever really just totally crossing that line :/

It is for the most part exactly what you expect and that is totally disappointing. "What do we do about X who is causing a ruckus?" "X person on the knights is kind of not around anymore...replacement?" "New event idea/planning event"

All of the dreams of might have been there are totally dashed and is boring a trout...then again...it has been like 5 years so maybe you have wisened up have more fun instead of all business. Having fun in business threads doesn't count!

[Shiny]

The first thing I did when I got in the Staff forum, was search myself. I was severely disappointed by the lack of drama.

[Slothy]

The first thing I did when I got in the Staff forum, was search myself. I was severely disappointed by the lack of drama.

I didn't search myself, but I was slightly disappointed that the only thread about me in the warned members forum was about an April Fool's joke from a few years back.

[Shauna]

I don't like the word "courgette".

But it sounds so delightfully French! Like aubergine! So much better than eggplant because of Frenchness (ick eggplant is a bad word).

[Parker]

eggplant is the worst word and you know some total idiot thought it up.

aubergine ftw

[Jiro]

cucumber lemonade seems like an interesting concept. I wonder if I can put cucumber in my gin. Shorty confirm this for me

[Shorty]

Surely can, Shirley. Rantz enjoys cucumbers in gin quite a bit!

[Parker]

make sure you cut the cucumbers into ribbons, not disks

stay classy

[Ayen]

If anyone puts cucumber in my water or lemonade without me knowing/asking me, I will flip my trout.

Keep that nasty out of my beverage.

And so it was written, and so at least one person had to do exactly what was written not to do because it was written not to do it just to see Lady Jinx trip her trout.

And that person was never seen again.

[Jiro]

make sure you cut the cucumbers into ribbons, not disks

stay classy

this is good advice thank you

[Citizen Bleys]

It's been a few years. Did you folks ever come clean to the member base about The Thing?

[Psychotic]

it has been like 5 years so maybe you have wisened up have more fun instead of all business. Having fun in business threads doesn't count!

You're out of date there ed, it was over 10 years ago! Only BoB and Shlup (though she left and came back) remains on staff of that era. We've changed. I'm having fun reading the thread where this happened though, and the panic that ensued. Bless 'em.

It's been a few years. Did you folks ever come clean to the member base about The Thing?

Which one? There's like five Things.