The staff forum is a treasure trove of all privileged information that hold the keys to the very existence of Eyes on Final Fantasy.

If you were to accidentally stumble into the staff forum, do you think you'd come across the famous Porn Forum, or the solid, tangible proof we've acquired that PG is actually a killer robot sent from 4chan in the future to troll staff and a new version of him returns every few years? Perhaps you'd find the staffers themselves kicking back smoking stogies, taking shots and shooting darts at photos of banned members while we only pretend to do work around the forums and instead spend our time arguing about the differences between cucumbers and zucchini, that there is no swear filter in staff and that we actually have our own secret language consisting exclusively of consonants to communicate like the cult that we are.

What secrets do you think you would discover should you glimpse into the crystal ball of EoFF that is The Staff Forum?

*This thread is purely in jest to elaborate the charicature of staff, to have a bit of fun, and to have the memberbase take punches at us. It is not meant to be taken seriously. If anyone has any serious questions for staff, feel free to pose them here!

**Also, we did argue about the differences between cucumber and zucchini. That actually happened.