There is no staff forum. The discussion of the existence of the staff forum is a ruse to draw attention away from the fact that none of the staff are in fact real. All of the staff are very clever bots designed by Loony BoB to draw the blame on any and all changes to EoFF from him and to give him friends on this site. All of the members are possibly cleverly designed bots as well. I am still unsure if maybe everything in my offline life is in fact a lie, and perhaps I am a bot as well.