I KNOW I WAS SO IRRITATED BY THAT. All the Europeans were like "What you call cucmbers aren't cucumbers, they're courgettes" and all us Americans were like "What in the blue hell is a courgette?" so someone googled it and it turns out a courgette is a zucchini so the Europeans thought we in American called zucchinis cucumbers.

But we don't, we just have superior cucumbers to those long skinny things.

I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE trout TALK MY CUCUMBERS.