~*~The Secrets of the Staff Forum~*~

[Shorty]

The staff forum is a treasure trove of all privileged information that hold the keys to the very existence of Eyes on Final Fantasy.

If you were to accidentally stumble into the staff forum, do you think you'd come across the famous Porn Forum, or the solid, tangible proof we've acquired that PG is actually a killer robot sent from 4chan in the future to troll staff and a new version of him returns every few years? Perhaps you'd find the staffers themselves kicking back smoking stogies, taking shots and shooting darts at photos of banned members while we only pretend to do work around the forums and instead spend our time arguing about the differences between cucumbers and zucchini, that there is no swear filter in staff and that we actually have our own secret language consisting exclusively of consonants to communicate like the cult that we are.

What secrets do you think you would discover should you glimpse into the crystal ball of EoFF that is The Staff Forum?

*This thread is purely in jest to elaborate the charicature of staff, to have a bit of fun, and to have the memberbase take punches at us. It is not meant to be taken seriously. If anyone has any serious questions for staff, feel free to pose them here!

**Also, we did argue about the differences between cucumber and zucchini. That actually happened.

[Parker]

a bunch of pretty boring discussions about like colour schemes and possible forum events stuff i guess

[Pumpkin]

I would see the shion is super cool thread










I know you have a thread about me. Somewhere. Deep in the recesses of time. Watching. Waiting. One day it will emerge and ki



what were we talking about

[Slothy]

The staff forum is like the rest of the forum but with more bitching and less getting done.

[Freya]

We discuss how cute parker is all the time. I have a thread dedicated to it.

[Parker]

THE PARKER MEGATHREAD TAKE 3 (300 pages long)

[Shorty]

No joke. Someone in that thread thought that Emil photo you posted was actually you.

[Parker]

I feel this is a good way to find out more about how staff operates

do you like make polls and vote who gets banned i.e niale who was kinda annoying? is it majority rule or what

also is at all business or do you have fun staff events and stuff

serious questions

[Pumpkin]

Is it true that it needs to be a unanimous decision for a banned person to come back?

[Parker]

how many people do i have to annoy to be banned from this hell

[Shorty]

do you like make polls and vote who gets banned i.e niale who was kinda annoying? is it majority rule or what

We throw chicken bones onto a slab of granite and read the signs they reveal to us in order to determine who gets banned.

also is at all business or do you have fun staff events and stuff

Sure, we have fun! As much as we do in GC or anywhere else in the forums like we do as a whole.

Is it true that it needs to be a unanimous decision for a banned person to come back?

It's on a case-by-case basis. If there are for-realsies serious questions about staff policy, I would direct you to The Transparency Thread in feedback, because this thread is for speculation on the zany antics that go on behind the curtain!

[Freya]

We often have drunken parties. We all go into a secret staff chat room and discuss ways to bother Steve.

[Shauna]

how many people do i have to annoy to be banned from this hell

Staff never get annoyed.

[Slothy]

They built a statue in the staff forum to commemorate my ridding the forum of the menace known as crazy PG. I believe the statue is now covered in pigeon poop and Psy may or may not have drawn a penis on the statues face.

[Shorty]

And a moustache. Don't forget that glorious, glorious moustache!