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    Gash is a horrible last name. No, I will not call you Ms. Gash. Ew.

    What are some horrible names you've heard?

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    Every single time Parks and Rec comes on and the credit for "Norm Hiscock" flashes, I laugh to myself.

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    Do you just say, "What up G?"

    Marine. We had a student go through school last month. PFC Marine.

    <PaperStar> live fast, die young, bad plefs do it well

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    I knew a lady whose middle name was Latrina.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    My physics teacher my freshman year refused to take her ex-husband's last name when they got married because his last name was Dyke.
    mfw you post

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    ESPN. No joke, there were parents who actually named their kid ESPN. It was on the news.

    That poor kid.

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    that smurfing kid called hashtag. get out.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    that smurfing kid called hashtag. get out.
    ESPN and Hashtag should do a show together.

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    That Tula Does The Hula From Hawaii always made me laugh.

    For those of you who haven't heard of that one, I'm serious. Google it.
    Last edited by Sephex; 01-23-2014 at 01:04 PM. Reason: You steal men's punctuation and make them your slaves!

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    When I worked for the bank we had a customer called Keith Potato.

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    I read about a kid in Australia whose parents named him Fish N Chips a few years ago....

    And then supposedly the Aussie gubment made it so that they can tell parents they can't name their kid dumb shhh like that.

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    I think I win this thread. I work in a takeaway and I have a customer with the surname Gooch. There's also a Butt, Haws and more than one Cox!


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    I knew someone with the last name Cox.;p

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    Quote Originally Posted by Minami View Post
    I think I win this thread. I work in a takeaway and I have a customer with the surname Gooch. There's also a Butt, Haws and more than one Cox!
    Quote Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine View Post
    I knew someone with the last name Cox.;p
    I'm actually distantly related to a girl with the last name of "Brown-Cox"
    Dad was a Brown and mom was a Cox, they got separated. Sooooo... yeah.
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