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    Default I can't believe

    some of you smurfers don't put honey on crumpets. What the hell is wrong with you? Crumpets with butter and honey are literally one of the greatest things I have ever experienced in my life.

    inspired by Shauna and Parker being objectively wrong about crumpet toppings in chat

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    I've put butter and jam on the ones I've had! I wouldn't be opposed to honey and butter, though.

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    Hmmm... I can honestly say I've never tried it. My usual preference is jam which is simply awesome. I may have to try this to judge which is better.

    Did you know it takes 12 bees their entire lifetime to make one teaspoon of honey?

    EDIT: Me and Shorty are clearly on the same wavelength

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    Crumpets are for butter and butter ONLY.

    Honey and jam are great things, please don't think I'm against these things. But putting them on a crumpet? You're sick, sick people

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    How is adding sweet, delicious sugary fruit spread sick? You are not in your correct head, sir.

    I would also put nutella on them. I think that would be amazing.

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    Hey hey hey. I don't tell you how to eat Kangaroo Burgers and Didgeridoo Donuts, you don't tell me how to eat crumpets

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    Come on now, I think us Brits would know best how to eat crumpets. Which is the most correct way.

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    I don't eat honey.

    Nor do I know wtf a crumpet is. I know it's a bread roll type deal, but yeah.

    My great uncle Carl was a beekeeper and made the best honey ever.. He'd always load us up with a million jars of it when we went to visit him and my great aunt Madelyn. After he died, I just wouldn't eat it anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    How is adding sweet, delicious sugary fruit spread sick? You are not in your correct head, sir.

    I would also put nutella on them. I think that would be amazing.
    this is why americans are so fat


    *spreads 6 crumpets with about 2 tons of butter*

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    I went without honey for nine years, and then broke down and became a troutty vegan like Morgan Spurlock's girlfriend because HONEY AND CRUMPETS ARE THAT GOOD. I'm about to cry because crumpets are so good, and I can't buy vegan ones anywhere.


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    eat things you like to eat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Hey hey hey. I don't tell you how to eat Kangaroo Burgers and Didgeridoo Donuts, you don't tell me how to eat crumpets
    hey now that's a good idea for a novelty restaurant

    look I'm just trying to share with you my wonderful discovery. Honey is delicious. put it on your trout. consume. enjoy.

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    No no no nooooo!

    Crumpets are to be slathered in butter, and occasionally topped with some philidelphia cheese. Or whacked under the grill with a slice of cheese - the melty... is goooooood.


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    I wish only death to Philadephia cheese. This thread is making me angry and I'm adding you all to my ignore list so I don't have to hear your dumb crumpet opinions

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    You are a dumb crumpet.


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