I see Shauna's valiant efforts at keeping this thread on topic has been largely ignored. Before getting back onto crumpets, I would like to confirm the following.

What I have learned from this is...

What you call cookies, we call biscuits.
What you call biscuits, we call scones.
Crumpets and crackers we both call crumpets and crackers.

Information assimilated.

Anyway, back on topic. Crumpets are awesome. Enjoy some crumpet porn.

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