(SPOILER)While I think of it, Polly is pretty terrible! Sure, her husband up and left her after becoming a new father, but he came back; and her response was to just throw their relationship away on what boils down to a hormone-and-resentment driven whim.

I get that Larry is shown so much because he's Piper's main relationship (in the beginning, at least) and her link to the outside, but does he really need so much screentime? He's a boring, self-absorbed white writer in New York, in a show full of underrepresented people, and sometimes it seems like his scenes are just taking time away from everyone else without adding anything. I watch the show because it deals with prisoners, not to watch some guy try to pick up women or go to starbucks.

Well, that ends this weekend's installment of Calliope Thinks There Are Too Many White People, thanks for tuning in!