Snow. I know everyone hates him - I bloody don't. He's a big dumb oaf and I like both the fella and the idea of playing as him going around punching things. Imagine this:

Girl: My cat's stuck up a tree!
Snow: I'm a hero! Heroes save the day! HEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOO PUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCH!

He then proceeds to save the day by punching the tree until it explodes and the poor feline is blasted off Team Rocket style. As she looks on in horror, Snow sheepishly grins at the girl for a few seconds before hauling ass out of there. Nobody, and I mean smurfing nobody on this god damned message board can tell me that a whole game of this would be anything short of incredible.