"Did you believe in dinosaurs?"
"Well, yeah. There were fossils everywhere. (trapdoor opens) Aaaaarhhh!"
"You smurfin' idiot! Flying lizards? You're a moron. God was smurfin' with you!"
"It seemed so plausible, aaaaaahh!"
"Enjoy the lake of fire, smurfer!"
Best part. Like, do Christians not realize their god is a total ass?