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    I hope that last advice is taken completely literally and bees are actually released at the end.

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    What on Earth is that about.

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    Oprah attacked everyone with bees, what the hell does it look like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Adequate View Post
    ow god, i can not stop laughing

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    They don't allow you to have bees in here.

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    Dear Aeris

    My name is Mukki and I work at the Honeybee Inn in Wall Market. I think I've fallen for one of our regulars. He has spiky blonde hair and likes it rough. Last time he was in he insisted that I repeatedly slap him across the face. I know he's into 'group' sessions too as he was happy to share a bath with me and 12 of my friends.

    I just don't know if I can tell him how I really feel. He seems a little confused as to where his sexuality truly lies. I hope it is with the boys as his pert bum looks amazing in his purple pants.

    Should I be honest with him or just keep my feelings to myself?

    Mukki

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    Note to self. Get Parker a spiky, blonde wig.

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    Dear Aeris,

    I'm in love with a man, but I keep accidentally making love to his twin brother.

    Yours,

    sharky

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    I'm glad someone was brave enough to ask the tough questions.

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    dear aeris,

    what is love?

    GIF Sound Mashups

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    i feel bad about making that immediately
    ban me
    make it right

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    stop hating Aeris! D:

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    *kicks down door, punches Cloud in the face and kisses Aerith passionately on the lips and carries her out bridal style*

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