Dear Aeris spreads the love advice!

[Shaibana]

*throws rice as they pass by*

[Bubba]

*reports ToriJ to the police for an unprovoked assault*

[sharkythesharkdogg]

*watches Parker get decked before getting smooched and abducted*

Well, this got weirder.

[Shaibana]

*watches it all happen*

[Spooniest]

Dear Aeris,

I like my new girlfriend, but she is cruel to her dog, which bothers me.

Should I take this as a warning sign? Or should I just join her and start telling her dog to "shut his @#$@#ing face?" if he makes so much as a peep?

He is kind of an annoying dog, so I can sort of understand where she's coming from, but being the soft touch that I am, I dunno if she's gonna start laying into me with this stuff sooner or later.

Sincerely,
Spoony in the South

[Quindiana Jones]

Dear Aeris, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager
And my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn
You must not have got 'em
It probably was a problem
At the post office or somethin'

Sometimes I scribble addresses
Too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways smurf it
What's been up girl, how's your mother?
My girlfriend's pregnant too
I'm 'out to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what Imma call her?
Imma name her Yuffie

I read about your mother Ifalna too, I'm sorry
I had a friend get killed by Hojo once
Who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday
But I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground trout that you did with Avalanche

I got a room full of your posters
And your pictures, man
I like the trout you did with Tifa too
That trout was fat
Anyways I hope you get this, man
Hit me back just to chat
Truly yours, your biggest simp
This is Quin

[Christmas]

I secretly hope Aeris is actually Christmas.

I miss Christmas and her homicidal threats to Old Manus.

Good luck mystery Aeris!

I miss Christmas too.

Or am I logged in as Christmas now?

[Quindiana Jones]

Yeah, you were Tigz for a while.