Seals (not the singer)

[Bubba]

Dogs don't have lifeless eyes.

[Ayen]

Merdogs do.

[Pumpkin]

There is a singer named Seals?

No, but even when I say seals plural, someone always needs to throw Seal in there

[Jiro]

Their eyes are as black as the lingering darkness.

okay wow you just ruined seals for me

[Ayen]

Their eyes are as black as the lingering darkness.

okay wow you just ruined seals for me

There's nothing wrong with the lingering darkness.

[Bubba]

Their eyes are as black as the lingering darkness.

okay wow you just ruined seals for me

There's nothing wrong with the lingering darkness.

Except when it's trying to eat you.

[Jowy]

Sometimes I get to see baby harbor seals flopping on a dry surface and taking a nap while I'm at work. Melts my heart every time.

[Ayen]

Their eyes are as black as the lingering darkness.

okay wow you just ruined seals for me

There's nothing wrong with the lingering darkness.

Except when it's trying to eat you.

That only happens 99 percent of the time.