The Newlywed Game! (Not just for couples)

[Ayen]

What is Miracle Whip? I thought it was some kind of dessert food. Why is it being compared to mayo? My whole life has been shattered.

'Cause it has mayo key indigents while possessing a sweet, spicy flavor that is wonderful.

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I can neither confirm nor deny any feelings I may have towards Miracle Whip at this moment, as much as I might want to comment on them.

[Jiro]

I submit that Del Murder and Miriel are cheating by being in love and living together it is not good comedy tv when they get the answers right

[Slothy]

That's what me and Sharky are for Jiro.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Nothing can tear our man-bond apart.




Don't tell me that isn't funny and terrifying.

[Slothy]

Nothing can tear our man-bond apart.

So that's what happened to all my super glue. Well, that's the last time I keep it next to the lube.

[Night Fury]

Sorry for lateness but I'll get to this when I get home.

One of Jiro's is the competing internationally though!

[Shorty]

I can neither confirm nor deny any feelings I may have towards Miracle Whip at this moment, as much as I might want to comment on them.

Your remorseful tone has betrayed you. Now hop up onto the pyre with the rest of the traitors.

[Ayen]

I can neither confirm nor deny any feelings I may have towards Miracle Whip at this moment, as much as I might want to comment on them.

Your remorseful tone has betrayed you. Now hop up onto the pyre with the rest of the traitors.

No, Shorty, it is you who have betrayed us!

Dun! Dun! Dunnnnnn!

[Night Fury]

~I don't like mayonnaise


~I'm currently employed as a research assistant because of my "expertise" in "game design"


~I once competed at an international athletics meet (Pacific School Games)


Fingers crossed!

[Pumpkin]

IT IS TIME FOR THE WINNERS TO BE REVEALED!!

Let's take a look at our scoreboard:

Leaderboard:
Del Murder & Miriel - 80
Psychotic & DK - 80
Jinx & Shorty - 70
Shauna & Mr. Shauna - 60
ToriJ & Scotty_ffgamer - 50
Jiro & Locky - 40
Vivi22 & sharkythesharkdogg - 10

How is the point extravaganza going to change these scores? I guess we're about to find out!

I think Matt's are:

I'm training to be an accountant
I don't like mayo
My favourite game is Tales of Vesperia

Mr. Shauna's answers were:
~I'm training to be an accountant
~I don't like mayo
~My favourite game is Tales of Vesperia

All three answers correct, plus the bonus points for getting each answer correct boosts them up by 60 points!


Leaderboard:
Shauna & Mr. Shauna - 120
Del Murder & Miriel - 80
Psychotic & DK - 80
Jinx & Shorty - 70
ToriJ & Scotty_ffgamer - 50
Jiro & Locky - 40
Vivi22 & sharkythesharkdogg - 10

~The Royal Tenenbaums is my favorite film.
~I sort of play the guitar
~I wear glasses

Shorty's answers were:
~I can roll my tongue in two ways.
~The Royal Tenenbaums is my favorite film.
~My dog is my baby.

That means Jinx got 15 points for her team!

Leaderboard:
Shauna & Mr. Shauna - 120
Jinx & Shorty - 85
Del Murder & Miriel - 80
Psychotic & DK - 80
ToriJ & Scotty_ffgamer - 50
Jiro & Locky - 40
Vivi22 & sharkythesharkdogg - 10

~I have watched every Disney animated feature film.
~I wear glasses
~I have not watched any Star Wars movies, my entire knowledge of it comes from playing Lego Star Wars.

Her answers were:
~I have only been to two concerts in my entire life, and it's not something I care enough about to change.
~I have watched every Disney animated feature film.
~I have not watched any Star Wars movies, my entire knowledge of it comes from playing Lego Star Wars.

He got 30 points for the team!

Leaderboard:
Shauna & Mr. Shauna - 150
Jinx & Shorty - 85
Del Murder & Miriel - 80
Psychotic & DK - 80
ToriJ & Scotty_ffgamer - 50
Jiro & Locky - 40
Vivi22 & sharkythesharkdogg - 10

I was barred from going outside at break times for the entire 2nd year/grade of school because on the first day of the year me and my best friend at the time thought for some reason that it was a good idea to tackle one of the ginger kids, take his shoes off and throw them over the school wall into a garden.

I once left a message on an EoFF members voice mail screaming at them for 5 minutes about how they'd sold me a table where the underside was covered in stuff they'd picked out of their nose, in a manchester accent.

I was once kicked out of IT class for sitting on my friends head and doing a rancid, wet, 5 second fart. The teacher called me a filthy animal!

DK's answers:
~I was barred from going outside at break times for the entire 2nd year/grade of school because on the first day of the year me and my best friend at the time thought for some reason that it was a good idea to tackle one of the ginger kids, take his shoes off and throw them over the school wall into a garden.
~I once left a message on an EoFF members voice mail screaming at them for 5 minutes about how they'd sold me a table where the underside was covered in stuff they'd picked out of their nose, in a manchester accent.
~I was once kicked out of IT class for sitting on my friends head and doing a rancid, wet, 5 second fart. The teacher called me a filthy animal!

That's a whole 60 points for DK and Psychotic!

Leaderboard:
Shauna & Mr. Shauna - 150
Psychotic & DK - 140
Jinx & Shorty - 85
Del Murder & Miriel - 80
ToriJ & Scotty_ffgamer - 50
Jiro & Locky - 40
Vivi22 & sharkythesharkdogg - 10

Video game critic
Writer
Whovian

ToriJ's answers were
~Writer
~Whovian
~Video Game Critic

60 points!

Leaderboard:
Shauna & Mr. Shauna - 150
Psychotic & DK - 140
ToriJ & Scotty_ffgamer - 100
Jinx & Shorty - 85
Del Murder & Miriel - 80
Jiro & Locky - 40
Vivi22 & sharkythesharkdogg - 10

~My favorite video game is FFVI
~I play the drums
~I want to build a car someday

Vivi22's answers:
~I want to build a car someday
~I don't like NHL hockey
~I play the drums

That would be 30 points for their team!

Leaderboard:
Shauna & Mr. Shauna - 150
Psychotic & DK - 140
ToriJ & Scotty_ffgamer - 100
Jinx & Shorty - 85
Del Murder & Miriel - 80
Jiro & Locky - 40
Vivi22 & sharkythesharkdogg - 40

I am preggers
I love puppies
I love tacos

Miriel's answers:
~I am preggers
~I love puppies
~I love tacos

60 points!

Leaderboard:
Shauna & Mr. Shauna - 150
Psychotic & DK - 140
Del Murder & Miriel - 140
ToriJ & Scotty_ffgamer - 100
Jinx & Shorty - 85
Jiro & Locky - 40
Vivi22 & sharkythesharkdogg - 40

~like messing with cars
~like the outdoors
~big Star Trek nerd

sharky's answers were:
~big Star Trek nerd
~like messing with cars
~like the outdoors

60 points!


Leaderboard:
Shauna & Mr. Shauna - 150
Psychotic & DK - 140
Del Murder & Miriel - 140
ToriJ & Scotty_ffgamer - 100
Vivi22 & sharkythesharkdogg - 100
Jinx & Shorty - 85
Jiro & Locky - 40

~I have a degree in journalism even if I am a rubbish journalist
~I currently live in Australia but I'm actually a pom/geordie
~I drink too much tea and coffee.

Locky's answers:
~I currently live in Australia but I'm actually a pom/geordie
~I drink too much tea and coffee.
~I have a degree in journalism even if I am a rubbish journalist

60 points!

Leaderboard:
Shauna & Mr. Shauna - 150
Psychotic & DK - 140
Del Murder & Miriel - 140
ToriJ & Scotty_ffgamer - 100
Vivi22 & sharkythesharkdogg - 100
Jiro & Locky - 100
Jinx & Shorty - 85

~I've considered shaving my head bald
~I have seen The Fellowship of the Ring over 100 times
~I have synesthesia

Jinx's answers were:
~I have synesthesia
~I've considered shaving my head bald
~I have seen The Fellowship of the Ring over 100 times

60 points!

Leaderboard:
Shauna & Mr. Shauna - 150
Jinx & Shorty - 145
Psychotic & DK - 140
Del Murder & Miriel - 140
ToriJ & Scotty_ffgamer - 100
Vivi22 & sharkythesharkdogg - 100
Jiro & Locky - 100

I love cereal
I am an Actuary
My favorite video game is FFVI

Del Murder's answers were:
~I am an Actuary
~I love cereal
~My favorite video game is FFVI

60 points!

Leaderboard:
Del Murder & Miriel - 200
Shauna & Mr. Shauna - 150
Jinx & Shorty - 145
Psychotic & DK - 140
ToriJ & Scotty_ffgamer - 100
Vivi22 & sharkythesharkdogg - 100
Jiro & Locky - 100

The wurzels, Susan and the mighty Steve Ogrizovic!

Psychotic's answers were:
~The Wurzels "Combine Harvester" will be the song played for the first dance at my Wedding
~I once met footballing and goalkeeping legend Steve Ogrizovic at a Megabowl in Coventry
~I have an imaginary girlfriend from South Africa called Susan

60 points!


Leaderboard:
Del Murder & Miriel - 200
Psychotic & DK - 200
Shauna & Mr. Shauna - 150
Jinx & Shorty - 145
ToriJ & Scotty_ffgamer - 100
Vivi22 & sharkythesharkdogg - 100
Jiro & Locky - 100

~I have only been to two concerts in my entire life, and it's not something I care enough about to change.

~I have never been out of the country.

~I don't like mayonnaise

Scotty_ffgamer's answers:
~I wear glasses
~I sort of play guitar
~I have never been out of the country.

15 points!

Leaderboard:
Del Murder & Miriel - 200
Psychotic & DK - 200
Shauna & Mr. Shauna - 150
Jinx & Shorty - 145
ToriJ & Scotty_ffgamer - 115
Vivi22 & sharkythesharkdogg - 100
Jiro & Locky - 100

~I don't like mayonnaise


~I'm currently employed as a research assistant because of my "expertise" in "game design"


~I once competed at an international athletics meet (Pacific School Games)

Jiro's answers were:
~I ran the Vancouver Half Marathon (and it was fun)
~I'm currently employed as a research assistant because of my "expertise" in "game design"
~I once competed at an international athletics meet (Pacific School Games)

30 points!

Leaderboard:
Del Murder & Miriel - 200
Psychotic & DK - 200
Shauna & Mr. Shauna - 150
Jinx & Shorty - 145
Jiro & Locky - 130
ToriJ & Scotty_ffgamer - 115
Vivi22 & sharkythesharkdogg - 100


That means that we have


TWO NUMBER ONE NEWLYWED COUPLES!!!

:strawpanties2::hellopanties2::bowpanties::snowgirl:

~~Congrats to Del Murder and Miriel and Psychotic and DK!!~~



I had a lot of fun hosting and I hope everyone had fun playing!

[Night Fury]

Hey we didn't finish up too bad old chap!

[Scotty_ffgamer]

Miracle Whip is disgusting.

[Del Murder]

Yay us!

Also congrats to Psychotic & DK for your recent nuptials.

[Ayen]

GODDAMMIT I WAS GOING TO SAY WORE GLASSES! *flips table*

Miracle Whip is disgusting.

I know you're just speaking out of frustration that we loss.