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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    These are the worst jokes I have ever heard and you should be ashamed of yourselves.
    Did you hear why Cloud's mom was upset?

    Yeah, after he visited her she felt burnt.

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    Barret and his best friend are walking through a canyon when suddenly a tragic accident occurs that mortally wounds Barret's pal.

    Cradling him in his arms, Barret asks "Are you gonna be ok, buddy?? ."

    His friend replies:

    "No, Barret, I'm Dyne."

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    pff it seems im not creative at all..
    cant come up with a good joke xD

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    Three Turks walked into a bar.

    One got kicked out for being Rude.

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    Well now there is at least one sort of ok joke in this thread.
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WildRaubtier View Post
    Barret and his best friend are walking through a canyon when suddenly a tragic accident occurs that mortally wounds Barret's pal.

    Cradling him in his arms, Barret asks "Are you gonna be ok, buddy?? ."

    His friend replies:

    "No, Barret, I'm Dyne."
    Winner by far.
    >>Am willing to change opinions based on data<<

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
    Three Turks walked into a bar.

    One got kicked out for being Rude.
    Sorry, this bar is too loud. What were you Tseng?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WildRaubtier View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
    Three Turks walked into a bar.

    One got kicked out for being Rude.
    Sorry, this bar is too loud. What were you Tseng?
    I think he said we should go to the quiet bar in Reno.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WildRaubtier View Post
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    Three Turks walked into a bar.

    One got kicked out for being Rude.
    Sorry, this bar is too loud. What were you Tseng?
    I think he said we should go to the quiet bar in Reno.
    What? You think we should go to the night time bar in Treno? Man, that isn't even in this game!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildRaubtier View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
    Three Turks walked into a bar.

    One got kicked out for being Rude.
    Sorry, this bar is too loud. What were you Tseng?
    I think he said we should go to the quiet bar in Reno.
    What? You think we should go to the night time bar in Treno? Man, that isn't even in this game!
    Oh, that bad joke is making me so mad, I think I'm turning Scarlet.

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    "Angry Chinese man, say... these jokes are awfur.

    Time for you awr to Reeve!"

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    Reno we have to go! but the way you show us the door, like were back in the Mideelval times!

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    That was Strife three. The writing is on the Wallace now. As Donald Trump has famously CID, "You are Sapphired."
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    What do Aeris and Mediterranean cuisine have in common?
    You can find both on skewers.

    Why was Aeris expelled from Midgar High?
    Bellybutton piercings were against the school dress code.

    Why did Aeris get breast reduction surgery?
    She was having back pains.

    Why can't Aeris make it in the entertainment industry?
    She's all washed up.

    What's Aeris's favorite heavy metal song?
    Holy Diver.

    Who's Aeris's favorite James Bond actor?
    Pierce Brosnan.

    Why don't Aeris and Sephiroth get along in bed?
    (SPOILER)She doesn't like being penetrated from behind.

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    Aeris hater allert!!

    i dnt get the jokes

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