What do Aeris and Mediterranean cuisine have in common?
You can find both on skewers.

Why was Aeris expelled from Midgar High?
Bellybutton piercings were against the school dress code.

Why did Aeris get breast reduction surgery?
She was having back pains.

Why can't Aeris make it in the entertainment industry?
She's all washed up.

What's Aeris's favorite heavy metal song?
Holy Diver.

Who's Aeris's favorite James Bond actor?
Pierce Brosnan.

Why don't Aeris and Sephiroth get along in bed?
(SPOILER)She doesn't like being penetrated from behind.