Why did Tifa take her weapons when she went on that date with Cloud at the Gold Saucer?

No glove, no love



What did Tifa say to Cloud after 'defeating' him later the same night?

"Stay where you belong... in my mammaries."



What do you call someone who saw the Calamity fall from the sky?

Jenova's Witness



What's the most dreaded fish in all the Lifestream?

Mako shark