Quote Originally Posted by shion View Post
I often enjoy using vague titles to refer to someone when introducing them to someone new, in hopes that the new people are left wondering whether I am introducing them to some old dude or some young woman with two coloured eyes who happens to be like 17 even though she could pass for 25. Of course she wouldn't be 25 because that's waaaay too old.
You are straight-up diabolical.