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    Default Cloud Strife arrested after DUI incident in Midgar

    It has been revealed that local celebrity Cloud Strife was arrested after driving his motorcycle while under the influence of alcohol late in the evening of Monday night.


    Witnesses claim that Strife had been participating in a 'Neknomination' challenge set by his comrade Barret Wallace in the popular bar, 7th Heaven. The owner of 7th Heaven, Tifa Lockhart, comments: "this is just what they do, Barret and Cloud are always up to something whether it's drinking jello shots, or holding each other upside down to drink a from a keg.... if they've seen it on the internet, they'll do it."

    This image was taken from Barret's Facebook:


    The cocktail in question is a mixture of Vodka, Gin, Chambord, and the mixture of a Hyper with a Speed Drink. A local who wished to remain unnamed spoke of the drink: "That drink is certainly a Nightmare. It gives you so much energy but it tastes disgusting. I don't know who invented that but they were having some kind of a joke. I'd rather wrestle a Behemoth than drink even a shot of it."

    After downing the cocktail, Cloud left the bar and begin to ride his motorcycle in circles around the Midgar monument while exclaiming that he was the "Golden Chocobo" while brandishing a yellow traffic cone, his drunken act disrupted many of the sleeping locals. After a short while, Cloud seemed to suffer from a quick come-down, and lost control of the motorcycle, crashing it into a parked car. The police arrived shortly after and arrested him.

    Cloud was detained overnight, it is unknown when he will be in court. One thing is for sure, that the locals have surely lost faith in Cloud Strife after this incident of late night tomfoolery.


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    Peace time is often the worst for young warriors. Nothing to do but act foolish.

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    The reason for this is, as always, premarital sex. God help these heathen children...

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    Now, call me a negative nelly, but this man almost single-handedly saved the entire planet from Sephiroth, and if I'm not mistaken, a ladyfriend of his was killed in the process.

    I say, give the man hair of the dog and shut up.

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    what a light weight

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    I'm not spending any more of my hard earned Gil at the Golden Saucer until they withdraw their sponsorship of him and his Golden Ticket. Disgusting behaviour.

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    Have you seen all those teenage girls with the "Free Strife" banners? It's truly sad how demoralized the youth has become because of his ilk.

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    Y'all better leave my Cloud alone. It's not like he's done anything bad... only a bit of harmless drink-driving and drowning that b**ch Aeris but we all make mistakes! He's only young, leave him alone. If you don't I'll come round to your house and set fire to all your family and pets. #framed
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    i dont care how famous he is.. if he smurfs around like that he deserves it!

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    Not a Cloud fan. Hate drunk driving. But wearing a traffic cone on your head and yelling things is always a good idea.

    Not sure if it said he was wearing it on his head. He should have been.

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    It's always so sad to see heroes fall…

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    Quote Originally Posted by radicaledward124 View Post
    It's always so sad to see heroes fall…
    Unless they trip over the cat in the front room... then it's freakin' hilarious.

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    The Speed Drink and the Hyper were not meant to be utilized in such a way. Now Tranquilizers, on the other hand, are always good for a lark.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    mixture of a Hyper with a Speed Drink
    With that combination, i'd say whatever alcohol in the drink made little to no difference. I've seen hyper-junkies overturn cars, not even noticing that their muscles were practically detaching from their bones in the extreme over-exertion.
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