I should avoid comments sections, but I always end up checking them out on places like YouTube and Stuff, a local news provider.

Not sure why. I think, perhaps, it's nice (in a roundabout way) to be reminded that most of our species consists of semi-literate cavemen with all the social graces and cultural awareness of a used toilet. It helps me to appreciate the sheer awesomeness of my close friends all the more, and it'll soften the tragedy associated with the end of the world, should the apolocalypse take place anytime soon.