Hey, our political freedoms kick ass, though! And your economy isn't much better.

I just want to point out that the spiritualism of Samdinavia is worshiping the Goddess and her glorious Uterus of Yoni Sisterhood. We burn Christians--and all who support the Patriarchy--at the stake.

(I might actually do a run of what I think would be the ideal government someday, but right now it's fun being ridiculous. :3)