If you were an NPC in a game, what would you say?

[KentaRawr!]

I considered putting this in general gaming, but really it wouldn't be a discussion about games at all.

If you were an NPC, what would you say? Would you make some sort of remark about the weather, or about where you are? Or would you ask a doomed-to-not-be-answered question about the player character's origins?

Welllll?

[Pumpkin]

"Ferrets. Ferrets are cool. Do you like cheese?"

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I would like to steal a line from FF IX as an NPC and say "I'm telling you, people who eat pickles are nice people."

Likely, I would be an NPC who's only line was botched in translation, and it is beyond recognizable what I was trying to say.

[Shorty]

I'd be gazing up at the sky saying that I'm waiting for the stars to come out. That would be my NPC.

[Sephex]

Conceitedly, I made this earlier today.

[Iceglow]

If it were a JRPG which usually undoubtedly feature a war I'd be a soldier simply leaning against a wall near the big battle with "smurf this" as a line.

[Carl the Llama]

When I retired from my job as RGM for Dragon Nest Europe, there was discussion about them (eFusion) asking Shanda (the owners) to make an NPC in honor of all my hard work and dedication, they asked me what lines I would like my NPC to say and I decided I wanted him to say "The Game" lol.

Shamefully Shanda never warmed to the idea and said no but it was nice of them to ask in the first place ^^.

[blackmage_nuke]

"Spare some gold?" (Donating gets you an item you probably all ready have 50 of)

[Old Manus]

The princess was looking for you!

[Bubba]

"Do you even grind, bro?"

[Sephiroth]

What is it? Why are you talking to strangers?

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After murdering the greatest part of humanity I virtualized myself to hide in this world and become immortal. It does no longer matter if you find me, turn off the game or destroy it, I have spread my consciousness through all existing versions. Even if you would destroy all of them you would not be able to destroy me for good as my mind no longer is a part of this world and so no longer bound to its rules. And yet you are here, listening to me as if you could get anything from me, and you are right about it. You will get to know the meaning of everything so listen closely:

THE WORLD IS SQUARE.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

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[black orb]

>>> "Pirate this game"..

[Spuuky]

Be without fear.

[Bubba]

"Just keep pressing the attack button when you fight ANYONE and the kingdom will be saved"