"I hate my #@$%-ing writer's block, man!"
"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
I want to be a biltzball when I grow up!
Go smurf yourself.
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Ride ze shoopuf?
If you think I look great, just wait till you see the guy in the next town who looks exactly the same.
"I touch myself at night"
I'm not trying your "ether".Originally Posted by Bubba
I was an NPC in the RPG Psychotic made a few years back. Here was my line:
I'd be a hotel owner;
"Healing spells, magic weapons and monsters? Hah, you mental patients have such an imagination, now take your medici... erm, potion and get back to your room."
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
"Isn't it funny how sleeping recovers all your health and magic points? How does that even work? Have you ever wondered that? Have you??? HAVE YOU?!!!"
Go home Colonel, you're glitched.
New idea for what I'd want my NPC to say.
I'd want it to just say something mundane like "The weather sure is nice." or something. But if you keep talking to my character something like 50 times or something, my character would say something like:
"Help, I've been stuck in a time loop for 50 years and can't get out. For the love of God, please kill m... The weather sure is nice."
"Twelve!"
"Bow! I am your god!"
"I think I sat in poison ivy."
"You're eyes are like diamonds... I'll give you 100g for both."
"You're invading my personal space...
...
... wait! Where are you going?"
"You're my only friend in this world... what was your name again?"
"Can I borrow your cell phone? I mean, um..! Bone..?"
"I regret everything."
"Hey! Listen to me... this world is only a game. I know you know. Please, I'm not an NPC, I'm a real person. You have to help me get out. Please..! Let me come with you!
You're going where..? F-ck that!"
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
I would easily be the mumbling, blubbering drunk person that seems to appear in all games...
IDK what I would say though.. Why would I ? I'd be drunk. ... Likely to say anything.
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