If you were an NPC in a game, what would you say?

[Botchmun]

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"Its a secret to everyone"

"My computer wasn't working, I lit some incense and prayed to the Omnissiah and now I can compute efficiently!"

"Technology is amazing! Now you can store pokemon on a global PC network and trade with your friends around the world!"

"Do you have any idea how much it hurts to walk in one spot for all eternity?"

"Gimme a weapon, a Gold Bangle, and a snack and I'll join your party! BAHEY!"

[Bubba]

"Zzz... but you've already escaped from battle 0 times... Zzz"

[fire_of_avalon]

"...What the hell kind of armor are you wearing?"

[starlet]

"[Antagonist] is like a god....THE END IS NIGH!" While cowering in fear :upsidedow

[Agent Proto]

I want to the be an NPC where nothing pops up when you try to talk to me.

[Shiny]

"Whaddya buying?" x 1000

[Tigmafuzz]

I like bread and butter, I like toast and jam ♪

[Citizen Bleys]

"What's that, sandwich? Kill them all? OKAY!"

[Laddy]

I'd be Noober.

[Moogle Chrome]

Ship it.

[Bubba]

I think I might be a Shinra guard outside the No.1 reactor before the team arrive to blow it up... a guard who is sympathetic to the AVALANCHE cause.

"Good luck guys, give 'em hell... and DON'T attack when the tail is up Barret, you knob."

[Spooniest]

I'm a Scholar on my way to Fabul. But the road through Mt. Hobs is blocked by thick ice this time of year.

[LunarWeaver]

If in an older game I'd say, "Walk between the pillow and bed and pretend you are asleep for fun." If in a more modern game I'd say, "I'm old."

[Forsaken Lover]

I'd say '..." because I'm in Xenogears and thus probably dead.

[Laddy]

One of my favorite games is this semi-comedic sci-fi RPG Anachronox. At one point in a space station some prophet cries out explains his theory that all people are just secondary characters in a larger narrative and that ultimately explains their circular, seemingly stagnant living patterns, and inability to speak more than a handful of phrases. Most of the crowd dismisses him as just another foolish doomsayer.

One gentleman, a humanoid fellow, is found standing nearby. Upon speaking with the chap he quips, "That's ridiculous! I have plenty things to say!" ad nauseam.