The Fire Ant Curse is pretty common over here in the UK. It's usually passed on by the gypsies when you win a decent prize at one of their crappy fairground games.

You will require surgery within seven days of the curse being performed. It is at this point that fire ant insertion occurs. They have a remarkable tolerance to internal body heat and you can expect to have your major internal organs dissolved within 48 hours.

It's been a great having you on EOFF, HC. Be sure to start a leaver's thread before you go.