Fire Ants
So there I am, sitting on my couch all innocent when my doorbell rings. I go to answer the door to find a kid I'm pretty sure lives down the street.
So, being the friendly guy/girl/bilbo that I am, I say hi to the kid.
And he just stares at me....
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After about thirty seconds, the kid looks at me in the eyes and says
"I hope when you have surgery they put fire ants in you when they finish."
Then he walks off.
EoFF, was I just cursed?
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Yes
Word on the street is that there is a slang term for fire ants.
They call them Fants.
What the smurf?
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
What did you say? "When I'm done with you you need your own surgery."
Kids are cruel. I'm glad I never was one.
He walked off immediately after saying it, so I just shut the door and locked it.Originally Posted by Sephiroth
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Ah, you can totally turn this around on him.
Pretend you went off to surgery and go see a friend for the weekend. Come back all wrapped up in bandages. Over time slowly start spreading rumors through the other neighborhood kids that you think they did something to you at the hospital. I think if you play it right, you can totally terrorize this kid into thinking you have the power to command fire ants.
Best way to beat this curse? Beat the kid who cursed you until he can't curse no more.
I don't know. I still think the best poetic justice is to use his threat against him.
Dale Gribble style.
sharky is right. Get a big box and scoop them up from their nest and the like. Wrap it up real nice with some paper and a bow and leave it on his doorstep.
lol.. that was funny..
sorry.
You should have chased him down and kicked him in the back.
Stops curses every time.
The Fire Ant Curse is pretty common over here in the UK. It's usually passed on by the gypsies when you win a decent prize at one of their crappy fairground games.
You will require surgery within seven days of the curse being performed. It is at this point that fire ant insertion occurs. They have a remarkable tolerance to internal body heat and you can expect to have your major internal organs dissolved within 48 hours.
It's been a great having you on EOFF, HC. Be sure to start a leaver's thread before you go.
I think the kid likes you
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
Do the sharky thing. Do it. Dooooo it. Make the kid freak out. Dooooooooo iiiiiiiit.
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