Dark Souls II

[NeoCracker]

...And by mop the floor with, I mean when I'm not rolling off the side cause I stopped paying attention. XD

Edit: Wow, I actually cleared one of the boss's in Heide's Tower before doing the second boss in the first area. XD

I did, however, kind of smurf myself by bying the Titanite to enhance the Falcon armor, since I right after I did that I got a full set, minus the gloves, of the Old Knight Armor in like, one go. And enhanced it was superior to my current set, yet I barely had remaining shards to enhance them.

[Jowy]

Already rerolled and started over...Sorcerer is borderline offensive for a starting class your first time through. 3 STR won't allow you to use a shield or anything resembling a real weapon. I made it to the first bonfire in the Forest of the Giants.

This game is nothing short of perfection so far.

[nirojan]

Just got my Black Armor edition! Can't wait to play this badboy

[NeoCracker]

Second boss at the Giants Forest Place went down pretty easy this time. I freaking love this Old Knights Armor. <3

Only problem was Avoiding that damned blue sword, since I got so use to blocking and absorbing hits.

[I Took the Red Pill]

I've made an unhealthy amount of progress today.

Bosses/Miniboss Beaten:

The Last Giant
The Pursuer
Ornstein clone
Dragonrider
Flexile Sentry
Ruin Sentinel

Soul Level 64

Current Set:

Heide Knight Sword +5
Archdrake Shield
Old Knight Helm +3
Archdrake Robes
Brigand Gauntlets
Old Knight Leggings
Royal Soldier's Ring
Ring of Blades
Ring of Restoration
Chloranthy Ring

Currently at (SPOILER)Sinner's Rise and need to take a break for my own sanity. Seems like the first place that could keep me stuck for a little while. You have to wade through waste-deep water and fight these huge abominations with crazy scorpion tails and it sucks. And I love it.

[NeoCracker]

Only one of those boss's I haven't seen is (SPOILER)Flexile Sentry And I've beaten all but two of the rest. (SPOILER)Shield didn't last the Sentinal Fight, and I'm having issues alternating between Shield and dodging which is getting me in the Dragon Slayer fight.

Probably need a good chunk more Stanima, as I'm Sword and Shielding it with a Two-Hander in my solo hand. Wasn't how I roginally planned to go, but when I build my Stanima up some, ain't nothing stoppin' this beast.

Edit: Also, lvl 47. Been doing all this offline since the servers aren't running right apperently.

[Ultima Shadow]

"Where is my copy? WHERE IS IT?"
"C-calm down Bern, it's just a ga-"
"I AM CALM!!! I JUST WANT TO
KNOW WHY THE HELL MY BLOODY
COPY HASN'T FREAKING ARRIVED YET!"

[Pete for President]

Funny how journalists seem to spell the name all differently. So far I've seen Drangelic, Drangleic and Dranglaec.

[TrollHunter]

Won't be able to play this again till the weekend, and even then I have a smash tournament on saturday.
GAHH, why must I value my grades so much?! I could just skip all of my classes and blitz through this game, but nooooo I want to pass.

[NeoCracker]

After embarassingly losing 32K souls at the dock area, and geting my ass kicked by the boss at the prison-like ruins, I went back to Heides to fight the Old Dragonslayer again, and kick his ass, only took one hit the whole fight.

Edit: Just need to take out those Sentinals and I'm up to where Pill is. Currently Lvl 57!

[Fonzie]

How the smurf do I level up, holy christ.

Am I retarded?

[NeoCracker]

You trade your souls in to the lady by the Majula Bonfire.

[Fonzie]

When does she appear? I just spoke to the decrypt lady from the tower and teleported back to the main town.

[NeoCracker]

She's there when you first arive in town. The first time I saw her she was actually a ways from the bonfire. She was between the bonfire and the giant monument, standing under a tree. She's got all the green stuff on.

[Ultima Shadow]

How the smurf do I level up, holy christ.

"You don't. They decided to remove the feature
to put everyone on equal grounds during invasions
and you are forever stuck with you initial stats."











"Oh knock it off Bern. That's the worst
and most stupid lie I've ever heard!"
"If I can't hinder people's progress
by invading, I have to find other ways."
"You really do have some serious issues."