Catching the Dumb

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I spent a few minutes of my drive to work yesterday trying to remember whether or not I was 22 or 23 years old.


Seems a bit early in life for thoughts like that.

Well, 23 won.

[Ayen]

I forgot to bring my billfold when dad and I went out eating at Red Lobster. It would have came in handy seeing that his card for one reason or another wouldn't go through when he tried to pay for the meal. Had to wait for mom to come down to bail us out.

[Tigmafuzz]

billfold

I stared at that word for about twenty seconds before I remembered what it was.

[Ayen]

Looked at a bag from Burger King after finishing my food that still had a sandwich in it. Put up the ketchup bottle and the next time I looked at the bag I somehow forgot about the sandwich and threw it in the garbage thinking it was trash.

Don't worry, dad managed to save the sandwich.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

billfold

I stared at that word for about twenty seconds before I remembered what it was.

It is okay. I have no idea what it is. All I can do is assume it is like a wallet.

[Ayen]

You guys never seen the word 'billfold' before? o.o

[LocoColt04]

When did you last catch the dumb? Was it a serious case?

Last night, when I thought that using my desk chair (it has wheels!) to roll around the apartment was going to be easier than using the crutches, but then I forgot that there's a cord-catcher barring the entry to my bedroom and the chair got stuck on it and I smashed my non-broken foot directly into the wall trying to maneuver over it.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I have not. And I went and looked it up. Turns out, hey, its a wallet.

Why wouldn't you just call it a wallet?