"So, we have all picked one pokemon that
is representing ourselves in our teams.
Mio has Scizor, Rydia picked Gardevoir,
KOS-MOS went for Milotic and I... am
currently sticking with Garchomp, though
I suppose Crobat would fit even better.
So... how come you choose Sableye?"












"Though Wobbuffet still remains a favourite,
I don't want a blue blob with lipsticks to
carry my glorious name. Sableye on the
other hand has the perfect typing for me,
only weak to the type I hate the most.
Two of its ideal moves are 'Taunt' and
'Foul Play', which suits me perfectly. And
it has that evil grin in this gen, as well as
the potential to be a real pain in the ass."












"Tell me about it. Stupid priority Will-o-Wisps.
You always inflict my entire team with Burns."












"Well, this is 'Burnkastel' we're talking about."
"Hah! Yeah, I guess there are some people
who just 'wants to watch the world Bern'."












"The next person to make one of those
pathetic attempts at a bad pun will know
just how fun it really is to 'bern in hell'."












*splosh*
"...Yukari? Why the hell did you just
pour a bucket of water over my head?"
"Oh, I'm just trying to linder your pain
by applying cold water to the Bern."