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Thread: South Park's New Mascot

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    Default South Park's New Mascot

    well?
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Turds are gross.
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    Turd sandwich is so derivative. We already have Mr. Hanky. He just needs to dress up in a piece of bread if he wants to be called Turd Sandwich. Giant Douche would at least be original.

    Stan votes turd sandwich. Giant douche wins. Stan feels his vote didn't matter. Randy assures him his vote is vital even if for the loser. PETA is discovered slaughtered and the cow is reinstated as South Park mascot. "Now your vote didn't matter."
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Huh? Flower?! What the hell?! Administrator Psychotic's Avatar
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    Turd Sandwich because I think the possibilities are endless. Do you play it safe with some cheese and lettuce or are you going to go buckwild and throw in a fried egg or fish sticks? (If you are a gay fish)

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    I am not Aquaman! I am a recovering "Gay Fish"!

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    A douche is at least clean!

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    Giant Douche all the way. No one likes a turd sandwich. Vote down the turds!

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