Oh, no, darling, you misunderstand. You see, I know what I know. I am interested in what you think you know.
But so be it. If you require a price, I can offer one of non-monetary value. I have two and a half cookies (one half has been eaten), a flattened penny that I stuck on the backwater railroad tracks to transform, and a wrinkled ticket stub from a 2005 Weezer concert I can offer you instead of eight dollars.