Ultimate Admin Thunderdome - THUNDERDOME CHAMPION REVEALED

[Jiro]

Shorty doesn't have the muscle definition or blindingly white smile to be Mario Lopez.

[Shorty]

You nerds will have to settle for my non-existent muscles and no-teeth smile instead.

[Psychotic]

I did try to make the baseball players ones who had played for the A's or were active in the 90's/00's.

Agent Proto, kotora, Mr Shauna, Mirage, NeoCracker, Calliope, War Angel, Raistlin. The answer is the beast from the eest, eestlinc!

[Shiny]

Shorty doesn't have the muscle definition or blindingly white smile to be Mario Lopez.

But she does have the booty.

[Shlup]

This is going to go on literally forever.

[Iceglow]

As security I suppose I ought to deal with this Californian nutter....

*hands Shlup a baby, any baby will do. Don't ask questions it's just a god damn baby*

Hush and take care of the baby.

[Jiro]

This is going to go on literally forever.

This is the point. It already has gone on forever. It will continue to go on forever.

[Calliope]

It probably has to - I don't think EoFF could cope with the terrible imbalance it would suffer if one of these jumble kings actually manged to oust the other.

[Shorty]

This is going to go on literally forever.

This is the point. It already has gone on forever. It will continue to go on forever.

Neither can live while the other survives.

[Del Murder]

Yes yes, let's get on with it. I can't suffer another day working with this chaff.

[Psychotic]

As a kid I didn't know what chaff grenades were and wasn't best pleased that they never seemed to kill any guards in Metal Gear Solid.

[Shorty]

The Rabbi and The Boss


One time they were one
with one another,


and then they tried
to kill one another.


Now neither man leaves
his respective tower of isolation,


for fear of what
the other man will do to him.

Our contenders appear to be playing it safe in throwing jumbles of letters and whatnot back and forth at eachother. It's possible they're saving their fists for the right time, but... we'll see, I guess.

Round two will begin shortly!

[Shorty]

ROUND 2
STICKS AND STONES


VS.

What's that, you say? What does this round entail? It so happens that our contenders graduate from word wars to offensive name-calling. The contenders will have forty-eight hours to hurl the most insulting screen names they can come up with at eachother for the ultimate profile rape.

Once again, spectators, keep a sharp eye out for the best (or possibly worst!) insults in this round! It is up to the contenders whether they will be accepting suggestions from the crowd or not.

and FIGHT!

[Psychotic]

Well friends, I've opened my account with Del Furder, The Godfather of Yiff. The man himself is famously not a fan of Baloki and his furry ways, and I thought he should embrace it. I've also made it a long name as lonny bob gets really mad at me whenever I use long names, and if I can piss off both bob and Del at the same time then who am I to argue?

[Del Murder]

I went with a long one as well:

Psychotic Secretly Yearns to Carress, Hold, or Otherwise Touch Iceglow's C***

The last word is left to the user's imagination.

Also do I get bonus points for using an acronym?

(I just realized we are going to totally destroy EoFF's servers by changing our names this many times)