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(SPOILER)
Have you ever met a guy from the internet
Who promised you the Earth and left you with regret?
Let me tell ya how I became a Knight
I was chattin’ to a guy from the Eyes on site
He was posting all these songs in a parody thread
The members were dying, he was knocking them dead
I repped a couple of posts and he was enthused
He said, "How do you like my songs" I said, "I was very amused"
He asked me my name, I told him “It’s Hannah,
And Tony you don’t seem like a regular spammer”
We were trollin’ some threads, we were havin’ a laugh
When he PMed me and asked me to join staff
We played some mafia, and even though we lost
I wanted this admin, no matter what the cost
He sent me a photo, he had a cute neckbeard
But when I sprung the question, he acted kind of weird
Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man," he tried to pretend
He said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it
This is what I'm goin' sing

Del, you got what I need but you say eest's just a friend
And you say eest's just a friend, oh Tony
You, you got what I need but you say eest's just a friend
But you say eest's just a friend, oh Tony
You, you got what I need but you say eest's just a friend
But you say eest's just a friend

So I took Murder’s word for it at this time
I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime
'Cause I have friends and that's a fact
Like shion, ToriJ, Jinx and ShlupQuack
Forget about that, let's go into the story
About a admin named Murder that adored me
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I was so excited when we got to meet
And even though he stank and was five foot seven
I still let him cyber me on FFXI
I was blown away with our dating situation
I had no idea he was such an abomination
We won Cutest Couple in the June Ciddies thread
I was so happy and believed him when he said
“It’s Del Murder and Miriel 4 eva”
‘til I saw he’d won Most Likely to get Together
With some guy named eestlinc so I asked again
I said, "Yo, who is eest?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't ever gimme that
Jus' bust this

Del, you got what I need but you say eest's just a friend
And you say eest's just a friend, oh Tony
You, you got what I need but you say eest's just a friend
But you say eest's just a friend, oh Tony
You, you got what I need but you say eest's just a friend
But you say eest's just a friend

Tony was my boy he was the love of my life
He gave me a ring and asked “be my wife?”
I broke down in tears, that I have to confess
I looked into his eyes and I whispered “yes”
We got a mountain of rep for our engagement thread
And six months later we were happily wed
I dashed up the stairs to the honeymoon suite
Waiting for my prince to sweep me off my feet
So I came into the room and I opened the door
Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin' my man in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
I didn’t know Tony was that much of a kink
Until I saw him being straddled by eestlinc
There were cuffs on his wrists and a carrot up his butt
Our eyes locked in horror as I slammed the door shut
So please listen to the message that I say
Don't ever talk to a mod who says he just has a friend

Thank god this is the one song you're meant to sing badly!