Anyone who has hosted the Ciddies knows I like to send these things in at the last minute.
Anyway, smurf the rules. I did have a good idea for Sir Mix-a-Lot but I didn't feel like doing it. I couldn't compete with Psy at his level anyway. I will never be able to outfunny or outclever him, but I can outclass him.
So here's what I came up with. I didn't sing it because it's not in my range, though someone else is free too. You probably know the tune, but if not:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk
Let Staff Go
My welcome's worn in the staff forum
No time to check new threads
A pm box of emptiness, and many posts marked unread
The staff is bickering over Loony BoB's latest rant
Couldn’t read it all, tried to care but can't
Don’t change that name, don’t mod that post
Resist the urge to be the Ciddies host
Go spam, don’t ban, don’t let them know
Well now they knowwwww
Let staff go, let staff go
Can’t enforce the rules anymore
Let staff go, let staff go
Forum policy's such a bore
I don’t care who the next Knight will be
Let the forums reign on
I'd rather spend more time with my family.
It’s funny how this website
Makes 10 years seem small
Where most the staff that came before me
No longer post at all
It’s time for this next chapter of my life
With a member who became my lovely wife
No reps, no warns, no rules for me,
I’m freeeee
Let staff go, let staff go
Hope to post more than eest and Rye
Let staff go, let staff go,
I'll miss Rantz, foa, and Psy
Here I'll post, The Lounge and Gen SE
Let the forums reign on...
My April Fools pranks tricked both members and the staff
My song parodies and jokes made everyone laugh
And Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight was the best event we saw
Visited SE with Shlup
And don't forget Quina
Let staff go, let staff go
And I’ll win Best Veteran every year
Let staff go, let staff go
The enforcer just shed a tear...
Here I post, in the Thunderdome
Let the forums reign onnnnnnnn
Eyeson will still always be my home.
