Jiro? My condolences to his family and friends. Top lad. A tragic loss.

The case for my innocence is as thus: Ham sandwiches are pretty good. Oh, and beef. Have you ever had cold beef in a sandwich? It's sorta great. If you want a really out there one, hard boiled egg slices and cucumber slices. I know it sounds sort of odd but trust me it works so well.

Thank you for your consideration.