Ultimate Admin Thunderdome - THUNDERDOME CHAMPION REVEALED

[Psychotic]

I see how it is. I was hoping for a fair contest between rivals...and this is what I get. This is the thanks I get for putting my time and effort into this contest? Unacceptable.

If I must choose, I choose exile. I don't want to be at a forum let alone on a staff that shows level of corruption. I will not stand for it. Therefore I must end it.

In the words of my father "No time for losers 'cause we are the champions"

[Del Murder]

I've done some digging, and apparently this corruption goes all the way to the top. Every Admin has access to user private messages. Shorty obviously knows this, and deleted all the incriminating messages from her inbox. But she forgot about her Sent folder. Here's what I found:

Are you sure you nerds want me to do this? You two may not always agree, but he's been pretty loyal to this site for 10 years. He's also been dominating the competition up until this point. I'm not sure the members will buy it.

Okay okay... you don't have to use that type of language with me. You are the absolute worst, but you're the boss. We'll rig it so that he loses, but Paul will need some help because he's really struggling out there.

I will not let this stand!

[Shorty]

A nice try from Del Murder to implicate me, but anyone who knows me knows that I will argue walls of text with Loony BoB instead of a meek "Are you sure?" and then falling in line with his demands with no fight put up.

I have administrative measures on my side as well. One of my many secret second accounts was given admin access and I used its privileges to pull this information:

Find a way to get Psychotic out of the picture. He's too untrustworthy to handle the new world order that secretly began when I bought the site. We're rolling it out this year and calling it "Project Chocobo."

I trust only you. You must not fail.

Things didn't work out for either of you so well, did they?

[Agent Proto]

You don't have any secret second accounts with admin access.

[Del Murder]

Yeah, nice try. I'm not sure how you knew about Project Chocobo but that's not even a tenth of what it is.

[noxious.sunshine]

Is this like in Harry Potter when no one can be trusted cuz like Imperius Curse and Voldemort & trout?

Is it -that- kind of dark times?

[Ayen]

It's always reassuring to know when you chose the winning side.

[Candy Cane Moogle]

Candy Cane Delivery, Kupo!

I was just casually making my way back through Eizon when I noticed a new message was left for me after my disappearance. I know I said I wouldn't reveal who sends what, but this message was actually meant for the Post Secret (really, why was it sent to me?) I suspect he was drunk and didn't know what was going on when he sent it. The news of this message needs to be brought to light.

I was the one who did it. I killed Jiro. Shorty, Psychotic, Del... I need them all gone. This contest I've planned is all a ruse to pit my people against them.

[Shorty]

You don't have any secret second accounts with admin access.

What was that, Agent Smelly? /smug

[Agent Proto]

You had Psy's help.

[Shorty]

Why would I need help from anyone when I have access myself?

And why do you fools remain staunchly loyal to Del Murder who is clearly in cahootz with the owner to destroy these forums!?

[Scotty_ffgamer]

What if Psy is actually the super secret alternate account?

[Loony BoB]

A nice try from Del Murder to implicate me, but anyone who knows me knows that I will argue walls of text with Loony BoB instead of a meek "Are you sure?" and then falling in line with his demands with no fight put up.

Whenever I bring up something in staff I just assume that Shorty will not be happy with it. If she is happy with it, I start to worry...

Find a way to get Psychotic out of the picture. He's too untrustworthy to handle the new world order that secretly began when I bought the site. We're rolling it out this year and calling it "Project Chocobo."

I trust only you. You must not fail.

Things didn't work out for either of you so well, did they?

On the contrary, I feel the result of this contest is an excellent example to any staff that dare to fail me. I thank you for carrying out this favour. And I'm not one to condone the abuse of defenceless girls, so I also commend you for ensuring that your belt remains nothing but a belt.

[Shorty]

Find a way to get Psychotic out of the picture. He's too untrustworthy to handle the new world order that secretly began when I bought the site. We're rolling it out this year and calling it "Project Chocobo."

I trust only you. You must not fail.

Things didn't work out for either of you so well, did they?

On the contrary, I feel the result of this contest is an excellent example to any staff that dare to fail me. I thank you for carrying out this favour. And I'm not one to condone the abuse of defenceless girls, so I also commend you for ensuring that your belt remains nothing but a belt.

How is this an example of what happens to staff when they fail you? With my help, Psychotic slaughtered his competition and defeated Del Muerto. By my calculations, you don't enter into that scenario at all aside from appointing a failure disciple to carry out your bidding.

You don't scare me!

[Parker]

lame rigged gay fixed etc