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    milky burps can be a little touch-and-go

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    I remember when Keith gave me a paper from school to look over and he changed his last name to something fruity like Kerfensken; something along those lines. I'm not sure, but there is no way that could've been an actual last name.

    Thread: I've been burping constantly because that's apparently what happenes after you take a butt load of antibiotics. My grandmother use to have really deep burps that would vibrate throughout the room and make her sound like a man. My dad said I might have what my grandmother had. I got scared thinking that one day I too, will sound like a 40 year old burly man when I burp. ;__;

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    The burp that can't decide if it's a burb or a vomit, they're the worst. I recently got re-acquainted with these on Wednesday. They were not fun.

    The best kind of burps are the ones you don't taste.

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    Yeah the ones that come with a little bit of vomit or acid reflux are by far the worst.

    The best burps are the ones based on a soda, because they tend to taste pretty mild and sound pretty formidable.

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    I'm going to go mainstream and say that Coca Cola burps are definitely the best, because they tend to erupt in a ball of air that is seemingly perfectly designed to make the sound that seems to define a good, loud burp.

    Whiskey burps are horrifically awful tasting.
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    w/r/t cola burps, Pepsi Max gives the most incredible soda burps I've ever experienced. Regular pepsi doesnt, Max does. omg.

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    In the last few years I will randomly get these bouts of burp gas that taste like something is rotting inside of me. I can't figure out if it is related to something I eat but the burps are constant, quiet and disgusting.

    The best burps are cheeseburger and beer burps. Because they taste like cheeseburger and beer.

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    Oh if you want epic burbs then drink Diet Coke/Coke Zero or Pepsi Max for sure. It seems the less sugar in the drink, the bigger the burps.

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    Yes, sugarless drinks make wonderful burps.

    One of my hangover cures is Diet Coke/Pepsi Max. Honestly, I would just guzzle down a can and wait for the burp to come, it seems it would just knock the hangover right out of me.

    Michael McIntyre has those mini sick burps down. Like, they're so gross but you can't help but want to announce what happened.

    I also hate when you burp and it sort of fizzes through your nose.

    Cheese and onion crisp burps are vile. Usually I'm not too fussed by my own burps really. A few weeks ago HNB's cousin was over with his friends and I have no idea what the smurf they ate/drank (I think it was nachos, cola bottle sweets, beer) but he kept burping in my vicinity and I actually thought I was going to be sick.

    This is my favourite burp of all time though.


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    I disagree with everything so far. Cupcake burps are the best.

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    pizza burps!

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    Burps when you're a little bit ill, and they really reek of old eggs.

    Are the best.

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